Building a Home Out of Junk: Wasteland DIY Done Right

The world’s gone to hell, but that doesn’t mean you have to sleep in the dirt—unless you’re Clyde, who swears it “builds character.” For the rest of us, a proper shelter can mean the difference between life and death. Here’s how to make one out of the scrap lying around.

1. Start with a Strong Foundation

An old bus, a half-collapsed building, or even a cave—find something solid before you start piling on junk. The last thing you want is your hard work collapsing the second a sandstorm hits.

2. Patch the Holes (Duct Tape Is Your Friend)

Gaps in the walls mean one thing: unwelcome visitors. Whether it’s wind, rain, or a mutant rat trying to chew your face off, you need to block off those weak spots. Wood, metal sheets, or even old tires can do the trick.

3. Reinforce the Doors and Windows

Raiders love easy entry points. If your door’s just a flimsy plank, you might as well put out a welcome mat. Steel bars, chains, or even a pile of rubble will slow them down.

4. Create an Escape Route

No matter how tough you make your hideout, you’ll eventually need a backup plan. A hidden tunnel, a rooftop exit, or even a rope ladder could save your hide when things get rough.

5. Defenses: Because Sharing Ain’t Caring

Spikes, broken glass, barbed wire—whatever keeps the unwanted guests away. Cletus once rigged up an entire wall of sharp things that still makes grown raiders cry.

6. Make It Livable

Sure, safety comes first, but comfort matters too. A decent bed (even if it’s just an old mattress) and a spot to cook can keep you from losing your mind.

7. Learn from the Pros

Big Ma has been through more apocalypses than anyone. If she tells you your shelter’s garbage, fix it before she makes you.

With enough junk and some good ol’ wasteland ingenuity, you’ll have yourself a home sweet hellhole in no time.