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Tastes Terrible
£25.00
Wasteland cuisine: whatever didn't run away fast enough, cooked over a fire that's seen things. The crew eats it anyway, because the alternative is worse. Tastes terrible. Beats starving.
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The story
Out here the menu is short and the standards are shorter — whatever didn't run away fast enough, charred over a fire that's seen things no fire should. The crew eats it anyway, because hunger has a way of lowering the bar. Tastes terrible. Beats starving.